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No image Two sides of the story
HER SIDE OF THE STORY: He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it. I don't remember doing a...

  
Posted 2012-01-07 07:31:47 in Sandhurst, Gauteng by Ron
No image These two guys are sitting quietly in a ...
These two guys are sitting quietly in a boat, fishing and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Barry says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me i...

  
Posted 2012-01-07 07:31:38 in Sandhurst, Gauteng by Ron
No image Tecnology news ...
A British company has confirmed that it is developing a device which stores music, and can be implanted in women's breasts. This is viewed as a major breakthrough as, up until now, women have co...

  
Posted 2012-01-07 07:30:40 in Sandhurst, Gauteng by Ron
No image Very high tech ...
What did c:\DARTHVADER say to c:\DARTHVADER\LUKESKYWALKER? . . . . "Luke, I am your folder"

 
Posted 2012-01-07 07:29:35 in Sandhurst, Gauteng by Ron
No image A man walks into a bar ...
A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, "Nice tie." Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty, except for himself an...

  
Posted 2012-01-02 00:47:35 in Sandhurst, Gauteng by Ron
No image Dear John letter ...
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance be...

  
Posted 2011-12-24 02:11:18 in Sandhurst, Gauteng by Ron
No image An old man lived alone in Cape Town ...
An old man lived alone in Cape Town. He wanted to spade his potato garden,but it was very hard work. His only son, Clemence, who used to help him, was in Polsmoor Prison. The old man wrote a letter to...

  
Posted 2011-12-24 02:10:49 in Sandhurst, Gauteng by Ron
No image Mother's Wisdom
Mother's wisdom Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Brian's flatmate was. She had long been suspicious of a relat...

  
Posted 2011-12-24 02:10:34 in Sandhurst, Gauteng by Ron
No image This one is a classic !
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from th...

  
Posted 2011-12-17 01:20:51 in Sandton / Bryanston, Gauteng by Ron